| im soo stupid!! ok so im definitely not in a good mood at all.. I dunno what I am.. its not like im mad.. or sad.. or idk I guess you can’t describe it.. soo ive been trying to cheer myself up… it was working earlier… soo I found some funny stuff so ill put it here cuz im pretty sure ill be in this mood 2morrow and I wont have to go find it again..
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Some reasons NOT to mess with a child!!
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a
human
because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very
small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it
was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you can ask him!!”
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her
five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother,
she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered,
"Thou shall not kill."
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes
at
the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several
strands
of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your
hairs white, Mommy?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said,
"Mommy, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to
persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture..
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up
and
say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a
doctor.'"
A small voice at the back of the room whispered, "And there's the teacher.
She's dead."
-kinda stupid like ive been lately.. but they made me laugh so whatever.
<3 brittany
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ok.. yeah i dont like to rite on here that much anymore.. cuz its kinda annoying.. but annyways..monday: hung out with lili and darien and neshaminy state parkk it was funny! i snorted fun dip!! haha that hurt idk what id do if i became a druggie id like.. die ok umm then there was this guy at the park and he was like trying to pick up me and lili.. we were sitting there and im rapping along with 50 cent in jus a lil bit! and he was like yoo watcha listening to? i was like uh christian music then i was talkin with lili and darien about what pat and darien and jon [[ diaz ]] say about how i act or w.e and i said something really loud.. and so the guy came over and i was like wtf guys! dont tell him our real names! so he comes over and introduces himself [[ hes like 20 something ]] and soo dariens like hey im mike.. and i was like heyy im christine [[ phantom thing lol ]] and lili's like and im meg [[ phantom thing again lol ]] and i thot she said ben haha it was funny and so the guy was like how old are you and lili said 14 i said 15 and he was like.. oh you guys are some youngins.. and then he's like.. yeah im in a jail program and im like gettin kinda freaked out so im like yeah so you can go back over there now.. haha man that was realllly funny! then some other stuuffs.. yeah so.. im bored cant wait til commissioning!! only NINE DAYS!! maybe even EIGHT! for the 9th.. 